Recent Catches At Unnamed / Bay Branch Dr Pond


Brady Konen
So I was fishing and I caught this blue hill and he spiked me and I absolutely could not let that slide so as I rose my fist to mollywop this bream the bluegill flew and told me to stop and asked if defending himself was a crime? After all I was the one impeding on his natural life. I pondered on this fact for a minute and I took the hook out and he grew a fist and beat the life out of me and then ate the rest of my bread and snapped my pole then he beat me with a pole. As I lay there I felt the cradling of a mothers love, it turns out one of the bass witnessed this and took care of me. But I saw the bluegill sneak up and absolutely murk the bass and it asked me if I wanted more and out of sheer terror I ran 1/10 never fishing (let alone that pond) ever again






Brady Konen



