Indian Ocean

Went for a cheeky spear sesh this morning, Slipped into my wettie, tighter than a servo meat pie wrapper, and waddled into the drink looking like a sausage in latex. Water was mint, fish were thick, and I was feeling like the lovechild of Steve Irwin and Aquaman. 🦘💦 Spotted a big bastard of a fish giving me side-eye, so I sent that spear faster than a magpie in spring. Bang, dinner sorted, masculinity reaffirmed, and ego inflated to “Aussie Icon” levels. One of the boys missed three shots in a row, reckon his spear gun was “off.” Nah mate, your aim’s just crook.

Crawl into a wetsuit that cuts off circulation, hold your breath till you see God, and miss every fish within 50 metres. We don’t spear for dinner, we spear for bragging rights, sunburn, and beer that tastes like saltwater.

Some blokes go to therapy. I just hold me breath, shoot at fish, and scream swear words into me snorkel. Works a treat.

pretty sure it’s just a regular puffer fish but aye

Biggest fish of my caught it down at Busselton jetty. Delicious meat.

Cool crab camping in Busselton. Caught it off the camp site jetty.